5 Toilet Time Essentials in 2022
Bathroom had only been modernized into something we are now familiar to in the last century. Yet, it plays an essential role in our daily lives, especially, the potty part. According to some reliable source on the internet, the average potty time per day for men is around about 10 to 15 minutes. However, we both know, the reality deviates from it.
Some people have grown so attached to it that the average session with their toilet lasts for an hour. The whole “going for a dump” thing has evolved into an elaborate ritual. That includes scrolling social media on your phone, staring at the bathroom tiles that you thought you had time to scrub and clean, reading labels of the nearest shampoo, contemplating on whether or not you should adopt an orange tabby cat so you would have a companion in bathroom, etc. etc.
But since we will be sitting on it for a while, we might as well utilize our time there. Here are the 5 essentials that, in my opinion, you ought to own if you would like to keep yourself entertained while defecating.
The pandemic has kept many of us indoors for almost 2 years now, exacerbating our already depressing lives. Fortunately, with this ingenious Potty Putter Set, you get to hone your rusty putting skills while answering natural’s call. Simply lay out the mat and adjust your sitting position, and you’re all set. What’s even better is that the package comes with a Do Not Disturb Tag, so your friends would leave you alone knowing you’re being productive in there. But of course, if you’d like to make things more realistic, you could always invite them to serve as your golf caddies.
Not much of a golfer? You may want to get one of these though, a mini basketball set. With suction cup attached on the backboard, it allows you to mount it on different surfaces with ease, and instantly turn bathroom into a court. Constipation will no longer be an entirely agonizing experience as you are now distracted by the hoop and ready to play the game of H.O.R.S.E.
Not into sports at all? Perhaps you enjoy the company of different shampoo, shower gel or conditioner bottles, and really are just looking for more labels to read. Then in you are in luck today, because this coconut shampoo with refreshing lime scent caters to your needs. Much like other shampoos, it keeps your hair nourished and healthy, and even gives it a nice lime scent. But what really matters here is that it comes in 6 bottles, so when you line all 6 of them up on the tank cover, you get to read 6 times longer, now that is something special.
If you had been religiously following this guide, you would probably have 6 bottles of identical shampoos, a set of golf gear, and a mini basketball set in your shopping cart by now. And that’s a lot of stuff. If I were you, I wouldn’t hoard all those in the corner of the bathroom. Instead, I would get myself a neatly designed shelf to display all of my bathroom essentials and save up some space for more essentials!
After playing a few tournaments of mini golf and finding out that polyquaternium-10 is one of the ingredients of your shampoo, it is time to get up. Though, where should you pull the tissue out and clean yourself up? From an ordinary toilet roll holder? No, that’s not flamboyant enough for such a cool person like you. What you really need is a tall giraffe paper holder. Just look at it. It’s majestic. Wouldn’t it be nice to have an army of tall giraffes in your bathroom? So cool.
